Prudence, Week 8

My apologies for such a long silence. I have been somewhat distracted by this product OsoLean and my subsequent shrinking waistline.

Now first, a disclaimer. I am not a huge fan of conventional weight-loss products. I have been sucked in before (many times) and found the results vary from bad to awful. At best, previous products have made no difference to my waistline, only helping to thin out my wallet. At worst; they have given me terrible cramps and diarrhoea (Over share? Sorry!) To be frank, I initially ignored my friend’s advice, and continued to slog it out with my diet and exercise routine. Soon enough however, she wore me down by telling me that there would be a good chance I would lose 2 inches around my waist. Well, I could hardly say no to that, could I! Now I have to admit, this OsoLean stuff seems to be pretty alright. The taste is surprisingly good and absolutely no heinous side effects. I have also lost a few more kilos! I’ve realised this OsoLean stuff conjures up all the words a woman looks for in a man – dependable, fulfilling, easy to get on with and sharing that very important common goal – getting me thin!

Of course, I am still keeping up with my super-amazing exercise routine. Just last week, I managed to run for 25 minutes straight, with no walking breaks. I never, ever thought I would be able to get past the 2 minute barrier, so I’m over the moon, astonished, flabbergasted, overwhelmed, proud, amazed, delighted, … to say the least. My lazy boyfriend is starting to feel a bit threatened by my new, fabulous fit-self and as well by my current man replacement – OsoLean!!! I feel like I’m having a legitimate affair, he (OsoLean) ….. completes me!

Anyway, despite my running milestone, I am still not what you would call a “Runner”. I don’t get-off on the burning in my lungs, the aching in my legs or the blisters on my feet. Nor can I get past the sensation of my thighs rubbing together with every step and consequent need for regular petroleum jelly purchases – I can feel my chemist judge me a little more each time I buy a new container! Rude minds some people! Frankly, I don’t understand anyone who actually enjoys the horrible activity of running. Never fear my fat burning friends; I am yet to turn into a super-human, exercise toy. But…it’s a mental game as they say, I’m staying brain strong…hoping the body will follow!

Until next time…